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Just
For Your Information...
Our
colleague, Mark Joyce, recently passed along this anonymous
email . .
LIAR
You're called
upon for an employee reference for a friend who is extremely
lazy. You don't want to lie - but you also don't want
to risk losing even a lazy friend. Try this line:
"In my opinion," you say as sincerely as you can manage, "you
will be very fortunate to get this person to work for you."
This gem
of double meaning is the creation of Robert Thorton, a professor
of economics at Lehigh University in Bethlehem, PA.
Thorton was frustrated about an occupational hazard for teachers,
having to write letters of recommendation for people with
dubious qualifications. So, he put together an arsenal
of statements that can be read two ways. He calls this
the Lexicon of Inconspicuously Ambiguous Recommendations .
. . or "LIAR" for short. "LIAR may be used to offer
a negative opinion of the candidate while allowing the candidate
to believe it is high praise," Thorton explained.
Some examples
from LIAR:
To describe
a person who is totally inept: "I enthusiastically
recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever."
To describe
an ex-employee who has problems getting along with fellow
workers: "I am pleased to say that this candidate
is a former colleague of mine."
Better
left untitled: "I can assure you that no person would
be better for the job."
To describe
a person with lackluster credentials: "All in all,
I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend
him too highly."
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